Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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