i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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