I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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