Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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