There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
