Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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