College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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