Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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