Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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