just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
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