My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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