GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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