If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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