id be glad to
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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