I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
This is not my ceiling
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
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he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
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Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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