i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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