There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Randomize
