careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
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That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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