I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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