I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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