are you so shy because you have an std?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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