Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
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i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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