btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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