The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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