can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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