If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
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Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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