Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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