i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
We need to rekindle our bromance
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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