You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Randomize
