You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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