Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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