batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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