I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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