Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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