He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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