Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He kissed a someone with a penis
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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