i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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