If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Randomize