You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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