Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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