Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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