life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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