Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
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For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
this is an emotional support booty call
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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