thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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