Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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