If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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