this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
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Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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