Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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