well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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