this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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