I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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