Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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