Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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