I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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