she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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